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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild It's Hard to Get a Handle on Philosophy - Porcelain Handleless Tea Cup Featuring 60 Illustrated Portraits of Western Philosophers, Comes in Fun Box, 9 oz.

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  • A porcelain yunomi (traditional Japanese tall handleless teacup) debossed with original portraits of 60 famous Western philosophers.
  • Makes a wonderful present for anyone interested in philosophy. Great for birthdays and graduation gifts.
  • Holds 9 ounces and comes in a colorful green gift box. Microwave safe.
  • Our cups are individuals! Please note porcelain cups are subject to imperfections due to the debossing and glazing process.
  • Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.



Product Description

What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my morning tea?

Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions.

This elegant handleless tea cup features original illustrations of sixty famous Western philosophers featuring:

Thales, Parmenides, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Epicurus, Seneca, Hypatia, Augustine, Averroes, Maimonides, Aquinas, Machiavelli, Bacon, Hobbes, Descartes, Cavendish, Pascal, Locke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Berkeley, Voltaire, Hume, Rousseau, Smith, Kant,

Bentham, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Emerson, Mill, Kierkegaard, Marx, Peirce, James, Nietzsche, Husserl, Du Bois, Russell, Jaspers, Wittgenstein, Heidegger, Benjamin, Lacan, Popper, Adorno, Sartre, Arendt, de Beauvoir, Weil, Camus, Foot, Rawls, Foucault, Habermas, Derrida, Zizek, West, Butler

Our cups are individuals!

  • Porcelain cups are subject to imperfections due to the debossing and glazing process.
  • Holds 9 oz / 260mL.
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe.
A Guide on How to Use Tea Cup
philosophy tea cup box

Comes in its own gift box!

Makes a great present for any platonic friend.


Krissy G.
September 5, 2025
Cute. Perfect gift for my philosopher husband.
J I
August 22, 2025
I got this as a gift for the pun and philosophy lover in my life and she really likes it! It's smaller than a mug, but taller than a typical ceremonial tea cup. The print was clear, the cup itself was intact so i consider it sturdy. Stunning as a decorative and functional piece.
Xine
August 6, 2025
Hilarious! Smaller than I thought; a traditional tea cup size. Very strong and thick walled with first class printing. Perfect for the husband who minored in philosophy!
kevin miles
July 24, 2025
Cute gift, just realized that there's no handle.
judlbug
July 12, 2025
I got this as a gift for a friend who is a philosophy professor, and she said it was her favorite of the gifts she was given for her birthday.The size is clearly indicated on the description, but if you order willy nilly like I do, you might miss it. This is the size of a bathroom tumbler, not a normal handleless mug. It's fantastic! Just not as big as I was expecting. Again- user error, not the fault of the seller.It's sturdy, and doesn't look as though the writing will fade over time.Ten of ten, would buy again.
Daniel
June 17, 2025
came as advertised however was a little bit smaller than I thought it was going to be.
B. Whitaker
April 25, 2025
Gives me a laugh when I use it.
J. Heaton
April 23, 2025
I got this for my brother who is a philosophy buff, and he really likes it. It is more off an off-white than bright white like the picture shows. My brother isn't much of a tea drinker, so it is too small for him to use for drinks since he likes large servings, but I figured he could use it as a pencil holder or something like that. He is going to use it in his bathroom as his bathroom cup.
Shardajo
April 21, 2025
Adult son immediately went around the cup which ones he knew and could quote and who he will read next. So he will read around the cup. (Nerd). Made him so happy, made me happy.
Ilona Kovacs
April 17, 2025
Sooo amazingly great!
Jack
February 23, 2025
Ok
Alison Parker
December 19, 2024
Made the philosopher on our life laugh
oscos
November 24, 2024
This is the greatest gift and mug! Beautifully crafted with quality materials and well worth the $20 price tag. My philosopher has said that all the faces are organized chronologically, another nice detail. PLEASE make more in this style with other categories - I suggest STEM scholars, artists, classic musicians and authors. I would buy a full set of these if I could - the only other version (British Royalty) is also sadly discontinued.
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